YOU ARE THE F.D.L.F. The provisional wing of the Fare Dodger's Liberation Front staged a dramatic second Tube Party on the Circle Line on the night of June 28th whereby 30 self-confessed fare dodgers ate, drank and were merry, distributed copies of the Artful Dodger #2 and plastered a whole carriage with balloons and streamers, stickers and graffiti. oops! BUSTED Free vegan choc cake, impromptu animal games and some on-platform yoga added to the enjoyment until some plainclothes stormtroopers from the Galactic Empire intervened andforced the party from the train and out of Victoria Station. A foolhardy but staunch attempt to re-assert F.D.L.F. territory by barging back through the coppers led to scuffles and as more Evil Empire cops arrived, two F.D.L.F. partygoers were arrested - one for assaulting an officer, the other for theft of a police radio. Needless to say both incidents were examples of British Transport police's creative imaginations. Truly, party pooped, some retired for the night, whilst others began the walk to the copshop to help the imprisoned. The next day the Evening Standard reported that "(London Transport) believe passengers are no longer frightened by the 10 pound on-the-spot fine and are more than ever prepared to risk travellling without a ticket." Victory!! * Info, posters and stickers available from F.D.L.F. c/o 121 Railton Road, London SE24 0LR.